We teachers are rather good at magic.

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

Greeter Memes

"Are you going to stand there, or d'you fancy helping?"
"Ahh... sorry, I think that's my bag."
"Here's your coffee."
"Hey-- you dropped this."
"Excuse me, do you have a minute?"
"Are you insane?"
"Why are you out this late on a night like this?"
"What are you doing?"
"I promise, it gets better. Don't jump."
"Want some chocolate?"
"Are you okay?"
"Stop-- look, I know you're trying to help, but stop it."
"MY BABY!"
"So, which one's yours?"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Get off the road! Bloody hell, I almost hit you!"
"Can you buy me a drink?"
"How long have you been out here?"
"I think you've got the wrong house."
"No, there's nobody here by that name."
There is nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like, avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.
Violet Crawley- Downton Abbey Season 5 Episode 1 (via teddyginger)
♔ Sep 22 27 minutes ago · 4 notes

Domestic starter sentences/a little fluffy - put one in my askbox for my muse’s reaction

roleplayaskmemes:

  • "Can’t we just stay home today?"
  • "It’s 2 in the afternoon, we should really stop cuddling and get out of bed."
  • "Don’t answer it — it’s probably your boss and you’re mine today."
  • "You’re so cute when you’re sleepy."
  • "Welcome home, I made you dinner!"
  • "I accidentally brought a kitten home."
  • "Get your spoon out the bowl! There’ll be no cake mix left to make actual cakes with!"
  • "Let’s both take a day off on Wednesday and have a day out."

The downfall of Voldemort, such a source of jubilation to the rest of the wizarding community, marked the beginning of a long stretch of loneliness and unhappiness for Remus. He had lost his three close friends and, with the Order disbanded, his previous comrades returned to busy lives with families. His mother was now dead, and while Lyall, his father, was always delighted to see his son, Remus refused to endanger his father’s peaceful existence by returning to live with him. Remus now lived a hand-to-mouth existence, taking jobs that were far below his level of ability, always knowing that he would have to leave them before his pattern of growing sick once a month at the full moon was noticed by his workmates. - Pottermore

underneathherwings:

minervashogwarts:

Minerva chuckled again and shook her head, “I love you, but behave. Do you want me to get us breakfast?”

"I am behaving!" Poppy laughed and kissed her cheeks, "I do, I do want breakfast. I’m sorry you didn’t get the breakfast you really wanted."

"Oh, you’re right about that but I suspect it won’t be the last morning I’ll wake up and not have that breakfast," she sighed with mock despair. "Too bad but I’ll pop down to the kitchens and see what all there’s left. You want toast or scones?"

minervashogwarts:

underneathherwings:

minervashogwarts:

Minerva snorted and tweaked her nose, “Only because you know my threat to put a sticking charm isn’t an empty one.”

"Yes, I do know that," she rubbed her nose and smirked. "Lay down all ready, woman." Poppy settled down…

Minerva chuckled again and shook her head, “I love you, but behave. Do you want me to get us breakfast?”

♔ Sep 22 1 hour ago · 80 notes

underneathherwings:

minervashogwarts:

Minerva snorted and tweaked her nose, “Only because you know my threat to put a sticking charm isn’t an empty one.”

"Yes, I do know that," she rubbed her nose and smirked. "Lay down all ready, woman." Poppy settled down under the sheets and smiled as she wrapped her arms around her.

"I am, I am!" She chuckled softly and snuggled close to her.

♔ Sep 22 1 hour ago · 80 notes
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel || stills [21/?]
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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel || stills [19/?]
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